- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
“Imagine if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like, ‘I’m the forty-eighth cereal you’ve tried eating? I don’t feel special!’ Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can’t go into the past and un-eat all those cereals but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!” —
John Green answering Romance and Sex Questions (via unecoquette)
THIS IS MORE RELEVANT THAN EVERYTHING.
“A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.” —― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
“The very least you can do in your life is figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance but live right in it, under its roof.” —Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams (via girlwithoutwings)
“She’s fantastic, but she swears like a sailor.” —Gary Ross on Jennifer Lawrence (contributed almost half in the “swear jar” in the set for the Hunger Games)